Kuroki Mio will eat your soul.

Oi. . .I just finished watching Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon. . DON'T GET WRONG IDEAS! I watched it with my sister,all 49 episodes. . .And it just hit me that. . .

Kuroki Mio is Beryl's shadow, hench, servant, and mirror upon the earth. She manipulates people around her to hate the objects of her hatred, while she maintains a seemingly innocent appearance. Or she would if she could act worth a damn. She is an idol singer, because Sailor Venus's mundane identity is that of an idol singer. She goes to school with Usagi, and briefly attempts to pretend to be her best friend. But, you know, that's all going to go horribly wrong when your real motive is to transparently seduce Mr. No Personality Soldier of the Earth just as soon as he gets back from Cambridge University's highly regarded Plot Device College.

The problem is, I cannot possibly accept that this girl is capable of seduction, because she has the world's hugest mouth. When she talks, her skull flies up off of her lower jaw, angling back and forth in the air against gravity, proving that she is, in fact, half Canadian. When she kisses people, their jaws break. . .

The picture seriously does not do Kuroki Mio justice. The actress, Alisa Durbrow, must be having her mouth digitally altered to accomodate entire districts of Tokyo. There is no other explanation. No, not one. Not one at all. When the generals of the Dark Kingdom teleport back home from the Earth, they do not simply vanish into the aether; they vanish into her mouth, because it houses multitudes. Multitudes, strawberry Cheetos, most of the Shibuya shopping district, the Dark Kingdom, and the sourcebook I was reading the other night but appear to have misplaced. It is the job of Kuroki Mio to house all that has been lost. In her mouth.

Do you understand? I do not expect the last episode to end with the destruction of Earth, or the salvation of Earth, or the reincarnation of the sailor guardians, or anything involving a plushie cat. No, I firmly believe that, in the last minute or so, Kuroki Mio will declare, skull snapping in the breezes:

So yay. . .Let the world be devoured by Bigmouth!I mean Bigmio!I mean Mio!

Other than that. . .I report a re-completion of Geo folio. . .Finally.I despise it when teachers
lose things of mine.

*bitch*. . .*rant*. . .*bitch some more*

In this episode of extreme rage,I shall *beep*,rant,and *beep* some more.

The main reason for this,ahem,'episode',if you may,of mine,is that a string of bad luck has been afflicting me lately.

Among them is that my fave sneakers' so(u)le got ripped off,in the literal sense,by a jagged rock during a trip to KLCC Park.I was so annoyed,because I had to hop a few times before I regained my balance.And right after that,I bumped into a tree,nearly fell into the fountain,almost dropped my newly bought manga into the fountain(almost Rm 40.oo for each tau!),bumped into at least eight people,set off the car alarm and bumped my shin into a coffee table.All in the span of four hours.Dahlah puasa pulak tu!

So you can plainly read why I am soooo ANNOYED!Plus the whole 'class-ditcher' clique of girls at school(a.k.a.:Divya,Joshini,Leela,Yudhish,etc.) is having a fight with Melodie,which means they'll complain.And complain.And complain.'til I can't stand it anymore!

The only good thing that's happened to me in the last few days is that I managed to find out how to use the new toaster.Even today has been annoying.I had to go to school.With diarrhoea/diarrhea.I was tempted to just pull out my cellphone and call Elaine to pick me up.But I didn't.And yes,everyone,I brought my cellphone to school.I honestly ask you,who cares?

But I also found some extremely cool calling names.Namely:
Excalibur:Sword of Promised Victory.
Avalon:The Ever-Distant Utopia.
Bellrophon:Bridle of Chivalry/Harness to Heaven
Nine Lives:The Hundred Head Shooting.

And also insults.*mad cackle*:
Shanker:The Darkness Man Was Never Meant To Know.
Khaielaash:Abnormality of Space;Manipulation of Mind
Joshini:Freak of Mind,Mental Torture Device

That,ends my ranting post.

Kiss & Cry

-points to title-

Utada Hikaru's new song's PV was released!

Here's a link to the vid/lyrics/translation:

http://nhatkyviet.com/2007/08/02/utada-hikaru-kiss-cry-pv-lyrics-and-translation/

*hums along*

The song's meaning is slightly silly. . . . . .

And I most probably will be moving.What a drag.A terrible thought.Living beside the. . .datin grandma!*expression of exageratted horror*

But the house does have a swimming pool.And I'll have to move schools.Either to VI or Sri Bintang.Dammit.And I've gotten so attached to Melawati.Sarcasm much?

Oh yeah,me,Arturia,Yuuji,Yuuri,Yuuki and Emile found this quaint little cafe,okay,little might not be the word to describe it,called Sakura Kristal just outside Melawati.Around the Arts Institute area.

The decor is really modern.The feel of the place is really calming.And the food there is,in the words of Sharpay Evans,absolutely fabulous!I'll post some pics up later.

A few days after that,we also found a quaint little,yes,little is the perfect to describe this place,Japanese restaurant on the shophouse block beside Victoria Station Jalan Ampang.Somewhere near Gleneagles.The food is quite nice.Very the Japanese-y.But I warn you,it is also quite expensive.For a glass of Iced Lemon Tea,a plate of onigiri,and a bowl of noodles will be somewhere around RM 35.oo

Then after that,we went theme park-ing!For those who aren't attuned to Arturia speak,that meant we went to a few theme parks and rode all the rides in them.Except for the kiddy rides.TImes Square was the best.When we went on the Space Attack,it's like a 360 degree swing that stops in mid-air,and the ride stopped in mid-air,all of us where mumbling the wortd 'shit' a lot.Especially Arturia,who was wearing a skirt at that time.

I guess that will end my current post.Bye-bye for now,blog-readers,bloggers,and blog.