I was just thinking about what might happen in the far future . . . . . .
And discovered something very. . . . .disturbing kut. . . . .
nightmare no. 1=> I… didn’t complete my additional mathematics papers! Its plural! I didn’t finish both papers! And…there’s more! I…tied my paper. hee hee But… wait for it..wait for it… forgot to tie the last of the extra answer paper with the rest. * smacks forehead!
“life is such a box of chocolates!” please use the MOST sarcastic tone u can possibly manage with that sentence. I reli said it out loud and gosh, it backfired when some students said “ a box of what?” I gave them a sweet look and hahahah! I just mentally rolled my eyes…
nightmare no. 2=>I felt like banging my head on the table when I noticed I had two more questions to complete when a screech sounded : “Masa sudahpun tamat. Sila pastikan angka giliran dan nombor ic telah diisi. Letakkan kertas jawapan di sebelah kiri meja!” I was already doing the world famous ‘The Scream’ ala muted version.
Nightmare no. 3=>
Khidmat Negara!
YES, I KNOW I’M INTO OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES! But ! omg! Have u guys nvr notice I go with a selected bunch!? Or I’d rather go alone!? I’m not into HUGE crowds…it jus might slowly morph (in my head la!) into sumthing that resembles a herd of buffalos. I know the look on ur faces… the hav-u-gone-mad look. First I get irritated with the buffalos , then I get pissed(not showing yet), my humor and patience plunges (only some ppl will notice) and then …with all the rage of a volcano, I’ll blow up at someone or something. I dislike hypocrites, ppl who try to act like Japanese cartoons, swear too much, poor hygiene, too shy, spoilt brats, whiners, self pities, insists only on their way, very bad BO, and omg.. i can go on till dawn breaks. I have always survived camps. Two ,three, four days or a week of camp is ‘sap sap sui’~ but two and a half months!? With… them!? Omg… I feel like telling everyone I have some infectious allergies or… I snore? Or I’m racist! No.. I’m not one when in real life but I will do ..and say whatever it takes to get meself outta that prison! Ahhh!
I know how to swim, cycle, self-defend, study, co-operate, kayak, dive, jet-ski, lead a pack of two legged creatures, sing, march, secretarial works, do charity work and I cook up a storm! Pleaseeeee , o pleaseee! Dun make me! DUN MAKE ME share a room with twenty other humans! My room is my sanctuary! I dun mind sharing with two or three but nineteen of them!? Think about the catfights! And the stealing! And the….the…d… OXYGEN ! I NEED fresh air! Lots of it! Keep ur distance!
“This is my personal space; oxygen; moisture; sunlight; omg.. just keep away!”
I know,I know. . . . .I'm blowing things out of proportion but this might happen kot. . . . .
We'll see.<(+______________________________________+)>
1 comment:
You can SING?
Who knew?
Lol
XD
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